At Last! A Simple, Fast and Easy Way to Stop WATER RETENTION!

Do You Want to Reduce
Water Retention from your Arms, Legs,

Ankles and Tummy IN UNDER A WEEK –
Without Any More Dangerous Drugs?

Now you can finally get rid of that excess fluid from your arms, legs, ankles and tummy – QUICKLY and NATURALLY – making weight loss noticeably easier – making your life much more livable – and much more enjoyable

Doctors say that there is no real ‘cure’ for water retention.You just have good days and bad days.

But what if you could have good days, very good days and even fantastic days?

You would love that – wouldn’t you?

Of course you would!

Now you really can dramatically reduce water retention– or even get rid of your water retention for good.

But hey – don’t believe me… because you can check it out for yourself…

From: Emma Williams

Well, the scientific community has finally started to wake up.

Took them long enough. I mean, you can only waste your time on projects like landing men on the moon and baldness for so long, before you have to pay attention to something really serious, like finding a cure for water retention – sometimes called fluid retention.

emma-williamsEmma Williams – Editor   

 

Here’s what it’s all about: Joe Johnson, Health Practitioner, Herbalist, father of 4 – has been doggedly helping people with natural remedies for over twenty years. His desire to help and heal people has meant that every few years, he has literally taken off around the world – seeking out new herbs, new remedies – herbs will actually heal people. I have listened to his amazing adventures – (that’s why I call him Indiana Jones) – but I have also been awe struck by the remedies that he has discovered.

When Joe’s sister, Jennifer, was first struck with water retention, Joe got involved in research to make things easier for his sister, but he knew the solution was going to be hard to find.

Joe was an experienced herbalist and researcher and he knew that safe and effective remedies for water retention had eluded him for years.

 He knew that dandelion helped in the short term – but caused all kinds of problems long term.
He knew that Corn silk tea, though it was a good diuretic, it could cause all kinds of side effects.

He knew the exercise therapies, whilst helping to relieve the water retention – the person often did not feel like taking this option– in fact – more often than not – the poor woman (or man) just wants to go to bed and lie down.

So, with all that in mind, Joe began his research to help his sisters’ water retention problem – he simply wanted her release the fluid naturally, speedily – and to be able to move more easily.

Joe had felt bad about Jennifer’s worsening water retention problem – but he knew that whilst most water retention drug treatments from the Doctor were dangerous – even toxic – he also knew that…

Most Herbal Remedies for Water Retention
Problems Simply Did Nothing Much At All

They did little to reduce the underlying cause of the water retention – and nothing when it came to reducing the stress and anxiety caused by the fluid build-up.

After Only 7 Months Research He Dramatically
Made a Breakthrough That Quickly Reduced The
Fluid From His Sisters Tummy, Legs and Ankles

It was when the Doctors suggested that Jennifer have steroids for her water retention that Joe felt enough was enough – he again took it on himself to research and discover a herbal remedy that simply…

 Reduced her water retention – INSTANTLY

 100% Natural and Non Toxic

 Boosted her immune system – FAST

 And helped her to live a more normal – MORE ENJOYABLE LIFE

only this time his research was to take Joe where he had never looked before. And after only seven months of intensive, emotionally driven research – he did it!

I had been looking for a natural cure for my swollen legs and ankles for some time. I tried different herbs and nothing helped. Then I tried a magnesium supplement and that didn’t show any reduction in the fluid.

I tried your herbal oil and it seemed to go down over a week or so. I now use your remedy whenever I feel edema coming in my legs or ankles. I have had the other bottle several months now and there is still quite a bit left. Thanks Emma!

Sarah F – Huntsville

February 26, 2015

A Unique Blend of Natural Herbs That Has Been
Ignored by the Medical Community for Over 200
Years – Until Now!

The remedy is so powerful that people who use it – young and old – say they can actually feel their swollen areas ‘begin to heal’ – that they experience noticeably less water retention – even after just a few times of using it. This brilliant new breakthrough by this ‘herbalist geek’ – reveals a breathtakingly simple and super fast way for you to instantly reduce water retention in your arms, legs ankles and tummy!

And I have got to tell you – you will be astonished and overjoyed at what ‘Joe’ has discovered. Because if you are suffering from water retention – or whatever fancy name they are calling your water retention problem – it simply means that you can now get rid of the fluid with no drugs – without even trying.

He Has Discovered a Natural Remedy that Will
Reduce Your Water Retention INSTANTLY

And I have got to tell you – you will be astonished and overjoyed at what this Joe has discovered. Because if you are suffering from water retention, puffiness, swollen limbs – or whatever fancy name they are calling your water retention – it simply means that you can now get rid of it with no toxic drugswithout even trying.

 Quite simply – the gentle healing and invigorating effects of these plant extracts will strengthen your immune system – in no time at you will experience less water retention – and find living much easier – you will simply feel so much better.

 This remedy will boost your confidence in yourself. You’ll just go from your current ‘I just wish I could get rid of this awful water retention or ‘I hope I don’t need to go to the Doctors’, stress and worries, to ‘Wow, I feel so much better!’ confidence!

 Confidence because the water retention, the swollen tummy, legs and ankles has gone (and so has the feelings of anxiety caused by water retention)

 Confidence because no more unnecessary feelings of embarrassment

 Confidence because you can feel fitter and slimmer (water retention is a major cause of stress)

 Confidence because you look and feel better

 Confidence because you feel so much more energy (your body is no longer spending a lot of energy fighting off water retention)

 And confidence because you can at last do something yourself to improve your own health!

No Water Retention – No Swelling – No Stress

You Now Possess the
POWER TO EASILY CURE YOUR WATER

RETENTION!

(This power is a simple, easy and PROVEN remedy. And I don’t care how long you have had your water retention problem. This remedy works for all women and men – young and old. That’s the beauty of this new discovery!)

Here is what Joe Johnson says about water retention:

“The first thing I would say about water retention is this – get yourself checked out by your Doctor first – no exceptions. It is probably nothing serious, but you do need to rule out certain medical conditions.

I had looked for an herbal treatment for water retention problems for years – with little success.It was only when my sister started having water retention problems and was contemplating steroid treatment – that, I decided to put all my research time into finding something that would help her, reduce the fluid on her tummy, her legs and especially her ankles – and help her get active again.

The problem with water retention is that it is not just about water retention. It is about so much more.

It is about HEALING. You can lose your confidence – after all- if you can’t rely on your body shape – what can you rely on?

Joe Johnson
Herbalist

Your limbs can feel heavy, and when you take your socks or shoes off, there are those pressure indentions – which can be very uncomfortable. If you don’t feel right – the mind and emotions kick in.

Your relationships suffer – as you have to focus inwards and devote more of your attention to worrying about your health.

Your friendships suffer, your social life suffers, your sex life suffers, you lose your libido – whatever your symptoms – on top of water retention- you are at risk of suffering from extreme stress and even depression.

If you use diuretics or steroids to reduce the swelling (diuretics or steroids are very powerful, very strong chemicals)– you have to swallow them – which means that the whole of your immune system will now be shocked and weakened further by the powerful drugs.

Diuretics or steroids may appear to work for a week or two – then your water retention comes back – often worse than ever before!I have seen so many people lose their general health and quality of life with water retention problems.

Sitting with Jennifer, I began to appreciate the misery, the fear, the impact on her life, and the mental and emotional trauma that water retention can cause. That was why I did my research.

Drug Companies Do Not Want You to See This

You see, people with water retention have been around for tens of thousands of years – drug companies have been around about 100 years – and they don’t want you to know what your ancestors knew – so my first step is always to go back into history.

After a lot of reading – (and I don’t mean the usual herbal books – I mean the books that are mostly kept hidden away by rich collectors, private libraries, specialist reference libraries) – or books that ‘science’ believes are not worth looking at – books written by people who have zero qualifications – but who lived in the wilds of nature – all their lives – and who have had remedies past down from one generation to the next…

I came across one such remedy for water retention or ‘swelling and water in the body’ – in a ramshackle bookshop that lay just behind the harbour in the port of Antibes, in southern France.

The book was over 200 years old. My French isn’t that good, but fortunately, most botanical books are written in Latin. And whilst my Latin is poor, I knew enough to recognize the plants names.

But I was puzzled.

There were several interesting remedies in that book, but this one remedy stood out. The remedy I found was for ‘swelling and water in the body’, yet the plants I read about, I had never considered for use for water retention problems….

I took note of the types of plants used, where they are best found, the ratio of mixture, the preparation and anything else I could think of that might help me to make this remedy. At the time, I placed little hope on this remedy – after all, it didn’t make sense – least not to the understanding I had back then.

A week later I was back home, working at my bench. I only had tiny amounts of the exact plant extracts – (new supplies, if needed, would need to come from the Middle East) – but I had enough to test if the remedy worked or not.

I mixed, blended and prepared the herbal extracts. It looked like a clear liquid, and it smelled very subtle, like a finely fragrant spice or flower. I mixed just a small amount – just a few fluid ounces – enough to try on my sister, Jennifer. I took it round to her home.

She was sat watching the TV with her swollen ankles and feet up on a stool. I quickly explained what I had and in no time at all, she was taking her socks off, and telling me to ‘hurry up’. She massaged a few drops of the remedy onto the swollen and stretched skin of her feet.

The oily drops spread easily and evenly across her skin. The silky liquid was quickly absorbed. We looked at each other – our eyes said it all – I guess we would have to wait and see.

This ‘Trick’ From an Old Irish Healer Greatly Speeds
Up the Healing Time in Your Body

I told Jennifer to apply the remedy three times a day – plus once at bed time. I then told her to apply just a few drops of the remedy to the soles of her feet – also at bedtime – that was an old trick I learned from an Irish healer – the soles of the feet would rapidly absorb the remedy into her system.

With Jennifer’s puzzled face at the widow, I waved her good night and drove off. I called Jennifer early the next day but there was no answer. Two days later I was seeing clients and there had been a message left on my answering machine – it was from Jennifer asking me to ring her.

She asked me, had I got another bottle for ‘Ava’, her neighbour? As she was telling Ava how ‘good’ the remedy is…

I was smiling, perplexed, interested and excited – all at the same time.

I drove round to Jennifer’s house and got her to tell me exactly what she meant by ‘good’. She told me that, whilst some fluid was still there… ‘well… it was going down… and that ‘my ankles are coming back…

Well, Jennifer was happy, I was happy – and within 8 hours, Ava was happy too.

I have to tell you how pleased I am with the results I've received with the water retention remedy. For years I have had retention in my ankles, especially my left one. I found your website by accident and tried the oil remedy. Within a fortnight my ankles were back to normal and have remained that way for the most part. I am so happy that I have finally found something that will help with this problem.

Thank you.

Gail H – Tallahassee

February 26, 2015

Not Once Did the Remedy Fail To Reduce Water
Retention

Working with clients, and fellow herbalists, I was quickly able to test it again and again. And, not once – I repeat, NOT ONCE DID IT FAIL TO REDUCE THE WATER RETENTION. The symptoms of every single person improved – some a little – but some immediately and some dramatically.

I was stunned. Of course I had heard of these herbs before – I have used them many times – but I had no idea that the four herbs combined had such a powerful natural healing effect on water retention.

If I was to make enough of this remedy for clients – and for other herbalists that I supply – it was now up to me to come up with a fast, easy and safe way of blending these four herbs – to make a water retention remedy that was practical – fast, simple and easy to use.

Over the next few months I managed to obtain the exact herbs as specified in the old remedy book – but it wasn’t easy.

You see, the same type of herbs vary greatly in quality – there are weak ones – and there are powerful and effective ones.

I tested a lot of these herbs – and it was ONLY the organic, high quality herbs which CONSISTENTLY improved water retention, and these come from the Middle East or Somalia….

Can you imagine how hard it is to import a shipment from the Middle East or Somalia? Anyone would think I was importing guns! To say my ingredient supply is fragile – is a massive understatement….

I called the remedy Water Retention Doctor. Right now I have enough for three batches. I make each batch by hand. I measure, weigh and blend the ingredients myself. So do not worry about quality of the herbs, the Water Retention Doctor remedies I make are of the highest quality.

I have handed two of the batches over to my trusted friend Emma Williams. Emma will look after you – but if you have any questions about water retention or the remedy, you can write to me personally, at any time.”

Best Wishes

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Joe Johnson – Herbalist

I just want to let you know that the remedy you sent to help with my swollen ankles and feet have worked really well. I have only been taking it for a week now and I can finally start to see my ankle bones again. Been a long time.

Thank you so much.

Steve W – Santa Clarita

February 26, 2015

So you can see, Joe Johnson really did figure it out. You are not going to see this remedy used or even talked about in your Doctors surgery. After all, drugs and paraphernalia for water retention are a multi-billion dollar industry – they are not going to make room for a simple and safe herbal remedy that will reduce your water retention – and make your life easier – are they?

The implications of this remedy really scares the pants off most Doctors and drug companies – because it means that you can now reduce some of your water retention symptoms yourself– without relying on their expensive and often ineffective ‘expertise’.

Water Retention Doctor Will Stop ALL Your Water
Retention Symptoms Very Quickly -and Get Your
Old Smile Back on Your Face Again – FAST!

WARNING: Taking chemical diuretics may be ok in the short term, but they will do you harm in the long term… If you use chemical diuretics – you are weakening your immune system.

You need your immune system working properly – so you have got to look after it. Do not use chemical diuretics.

It is this simple.

You can now naturally and dramatically reduce your water retention – without toxic diuretics, steroids and anti-inflammatory drugs.

Simply massage a few drops of the remedy onto wherever the fluid is on your body – three times a day and once at bedtime.

It is that easy

 Skip months or even years of expensive and wasteful visits to the Doctor. (In just two minutes, massaging these highly concentrated herbal extracts onto your water retention – you will begin to shed fluid and move with more confidence and ease)

 A very simple way to reduce water retention and anxiety overnight (sleep well – using an astonishingly powerful blend of herbs – ignored – or even unknown – by 99% of herbalists)

Move like Lighting through the 3 Stages of 
Water Retention Healing

  1. From ‘desperate puffiness and swollen body’
  2. To ‘beginning to lose the fluid…’ in a few days
  3. To ‘my water retention is gone!’
    (You’ll be shedding the fluid before you know it.)

Take the 3 Day Mirror Test

After using this simple remedy for just three days – 

YOU CAN SEE YOUR WATER RETENTION WILL BE GOING – OR GONE

YOUR PUFFINESS WILL BE GOING or GONE

YOU CAN FEEL YOUR ENERGY RETURNING

(Water Retention is not just about water retention – it effects your whole life – you need your ENERGY BACK – drugs will not get you your energy back.)

YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SEE IN THE MIRROR THAT YOU ARE LOOKING SO MUCH BETTER!

Unlike Chemical Diuretics – Water Retention Doctor
Has No Terrible Side Effects

Do you ever have

  • Itchy backside
  • Itchy genitals
  • Blurred vision
  • Hearing difficulties
  • Feelings of exhaustion
  • Nausea
  • Diarrhoea
  • Headaches
  • Confusion
  • There are many, many more of these side effects
  • Etc etc etc

These Are All Common Side Effects of Taking
Diuretic Drugs!

That’s right! Chemical diuretics drugs – that are used for water retention problems will weaken your whole immune system, often causing you to feel exhausted AND you get possible side effects.

The Water Retention Doctor remedy is applied to your swollen areas – it is 100% organic – and will not cause you to have a yet more side effects–IT HAS NO SIDE EFFECTS

 This breakthrough remedy is made from concentrated, laboratory extracted plant extracts – which means that you do not have to prepare any of the herbs – they are ready to use – and you only have to use a TINY AMOUNT.

 Just follow the simple instructions – massaging the oily liquid onto your water retention, and you will be fine.

So here’s what we’ve got for you: I spoke to Joe on the phone recently and arranged to meet him after a New Natural Remedies lecture he gave in London, England. Joe knows me very well, he knows our site and he knows we have many readers of our newsletter we have who need helping.

I have been swollen for a few months now. I doctor checked me over and gave me some diuretics, but they did not help too much. I wet the bed several times which was very embarrassing. Your herbal remedy really helped me release the excess fluid and my ankles look so much better.

Winni J – Providence

February 26, 2015

 

Joe Currently Has Only Enough Ingredients to Make
Three Batches

He is keeping one batch for his own clients and he has agreed to commit the other two batches of Water Retention Doctor to our readers only.

This is your chance to a GUARANTEED supply of Water Retention Doctor.

Water Retention Doctor will give you instant relief – you will feel much better.

Don’t believe me? Fine.

You don’t have to.

Because you don’t risk a penny trying this remedy for yourself.

Because you have a…

 

You Have a Complete 90 Day Unconditional
100% Money Back Guarantee!

 If you are not convinced that what Joe has for you is the most powerful water retention remedy ever discovered – and that you will experience relief happen quickly and without effort…. then I insist that you send the Water Retention Doctor back to me, (in any condition), and I will personally make sure that you get a fast, full refund of every penny you paid for the remedy.

 No questions asked, and no hassles. Your word is gold around here.

Why am I being so generous? You know I love this remedy and I love helping people with their health – but what I also love is getting one over on the Doctors who think they know so much. (If they did, your water retention problem would be cured by now…)

It’s just immensely gratifying to me that our little company, Health Products Business, consistently proves the medical “experts” wrong. And all we do is find 100% natural products, like Water Retention Doctor, that really work – a product like Water Retention Doctor which is an honest, proven and up-till-now virtually secret remedy for water retention symptoms.

If you have ever dreamed of having a healthy body – then you are going to be over the moon with this remedy.

Here’s what to do right now, simply click on the link below:

My staff will scramble to get your remedy to you as fast as possible.

What we will send you is a remedy that will bring some much needed relief to your water retention problem

I had cried so much over my swollen ankles and swollen legs, the diuretics didn’t help and I was ashamed to wear my skirts. Your remedy was wonderful. I massaged the oils into my legs, ankles and feet and somehow it worked. I will use herbs from now on.

Donna S – Garden Grove

February 26, 2015

An Avalanche of Healing Through Your Swollen
Fluid Filled Limbs

Joe calls using the Water Retention Doctor like an ‘Avalanche of Healing’ for a very good reason – the way the herbs of Water Retention penetrate your body with hard hitting healing herbs – it’s like experiencing an avalanche of healing support all around your body.

Lord, this remedy packs a wallop. You will notice your water retention improving immediately. Within a few days of using it – you will KNOW you are losing the fluid.

You must hurry however. Joe normally, only gives this remedy to his personal clients.

You Must Hurry However – Joe Normally Only Gives
This Remedy to his Personal Clients

He has never committed a single batch of Water Retention Doctor to anyone else before. We were very careful not to let the other herbalists or online stores know what we were up to till we had the stock.

Now we have it, it is going faster than even we imagined.

If you mess around, and order late, you may miss out.

Don’t let that happen.

This is big, for anyone with water retention… if you truly want to stop your wretched water retention – and stop it FAST – this remedy will give you the power and ability to heal your own water retention- before it is too late.

The result will be that your body will be free of excess fluid – giving you a great smile again- allowing you to get on with your life. And isn’t that what great health is all about?

Ok, how much will this hand-made herbal remedy cost you?

Joe Has Agreed to Give You a 50% DISCOUNT on
the Water Retention Doctor Remedy

This means that you can get your Water Retention Doctor remedy 
for just $87 + $5 Shipping

This means that YOU WILL SAVE OVER $280!

DO NOT LOSE OVER $280 ON THIS INCREDIBLE ONE TIME OFFER 

(PLUS: Joe is kindly donating to each of our readers an ADDITIONAL GIFT OF FREE BONUS HEALTH BOOKS – value $127 – to the FIRST 100 who tries the Water Retention Doctor remedy – see book details below. These bonuses alone are worth more than the cost of the remedy. Thank you Joe).

Joe normally charges his client’s $200 for an appointment – plus $170 for the remedy.

Because you do not have to have an appointment with Joe to get it (and appointments with Joe are very hard to get), Joe has agreed to give you a 50% Discount on the remedy.

And one bottle should last you a month – which is more than enough to say goodbye to water retention – forever.

 

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This is the first time – and maybe the last time – this water retention remedy has ever been sold for less than $170.

This really is intelligently priced – as $87 is less than the price of a course of toxic prescription diuretic drugs.

It is less than the price of a visit to the Doctor.

Like I said earlier, my staff will scramble to get your remedy to you as fast as possible.

Our customer service always gets rave reviews. Once you place your order you can contact my support team via email or phone with any questions or concerns.

So we’re invested in the process of making you happy. I want you to feel totally comfortable ordering, even if you’re not totally convinced and need to get your hands on the remedy first.

You risk nothing… as long as you agree to give it a try.

Your cost is stunningly low, too.

Very soon, you will have no water retention and you will feel so much better

Order right now – whilst you are still on this page!

You’ll be glad you did.

Here’s what to do right now, simply click on the link below:

My staff will scramble to get your remedy to you as fast as possible.

And remember, you don’t risk a penny.

Sincerely

Emma Williams

PS: We asked Joe if he could offer some kind of bonus for you – to make it easier for you to decide to get the remedy today. He has kindly offered THREE HEALTH E-BOOKS from his Alternative Health Library.

  

If you have been feeling sick – then the chances are you have become tired, sluggish – even exhausted, right? The information in this book will knock your socks off!

The infamous “How To Boost Your Metabolism – From Exhausted to Dynamite in 30 Days” (loads and loads and loads of easy tips you can use to get yourself bursting full of energy again – and keep yourself feeling young and healthy – and you will lose weight too)…

62 pages of health boosting – energy giving – libido restoring secret tips.

This e-book alone is worth MORE than the price of the remedy

An easy-to-read FREE DOWNLOAD

  

Good Food will soon have you running on all cylinders – but what do you eat!!!

There are just too many – too confusing – and too complicated diets- for you to choose from. How can you decide which foods will be best for you?

Here is the dependable, practical and no-nonsense 41 page book, “Finding The Perfect Diet” that will walk you through the process of choosing the best diet for you.

Another Great FREE DOWNLOAD

  

You may be sick right now – BUT YOU ARE GOING TO GET BETTER!

The remarkable and trusted advice given in this book will provide you with immediate results – bringing out the beauty and potential in your life – no matter how you feel right now.

‘How to Be an Athlete – no matter how old or sick you feel right now!’ This 62 page book is going to take you gently back to health – making sure that your unseen needs are met

  1. Physical needs
  2. Mental needs
  3. Spiritual needs
  4. Emotional needs
  5. Social needs

Another Great FREE DOWNLOAD

 

Joe has been exceptionally generous here – these books alone are worth more than the cost of the remedy.

These added bonus eBooks are a real health goldmine – and they are yours to keep for FREE – even if you later decide to return the Water Retention Doctor – just for trying the remedy.

You are going to love watching yourself become slimmer – and feeling happier – you are going to smile, breathe and move with more energy from now on.

PPS: Warning: Joe asked that I give away only 100 FREE copies of these books.
So it’s first come – first served.
And the remedies are going fast.

I put the remedy on my swollen tummy and within three days I could see my old tummy again. Mr. Johnson is a brilliant herbalist.

Carmel B – Vancouver

February 26, 2015

So you had better order now.

You can now naturally and dramatically reduce your fluid retention – without toxic steroids and anti-inflammatory drugs.

Simply massage a few drops of the remedy onto wherever the fluid is on your body – three times a day and once at bedtime.

It is that easy.


Please send me another bottle of your remedy for fluid retention. I have been using it for about three months and whilst I don’t know why I got oedema in the first place, I am sure that the remedy has helped my legs look shapely again.

Farah I – Elk Grove

February 26, 2015


The drops were simple and easy to use, thanks Emma. The last bottle lasted over twelve months so it was well worth it. I hope your discount offer is still on?

Annie P – New Jersey

February 26, 2015

Please remember, we only have 2 batches of Water Retention Doctor – when they are gone – that’s it – sorry, they are gone. To avoid disappointment, place your order today. And remember, you don’t risk a penny.

 

 Natural 100% Pure Organic Ingredients

The ingredients in this remedy are 100% pure, natural herbal extracts.

This remedy does not contain any drugs or other artificial chemicals.

They have been specially selected and sourced for their ability to reduce symptoms and their ability to heal.  The ingredients of this remedy are Pinus Sylvestris, Citrus Bergamia, Cupressus Sempervirens, Oenothera biennis and Prunus dulcis.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, and this product is not intended to diagnose,
treat, cure or prevent any disease. We do not recommend internal use of herbs without prior consultation with your doctor or herbalist.

Do not use if you are pregnant.