Do You Want
INSTANT RECTAL ITCHING RELIEF?
Here it is.
Now you can finally get rectal itching relief – QUICKLY and NATURALLY – making your life much more livable – and much more enjoyable.
Doctors give you powerful anti-fungal drugs that ‘work’ for a few weeks – then your itching problem comes back worse than ever before.
But now you really can dramatically stop rectal itching in seconds – and get rectal itching relief for good – in 3 days or less.
But hey – don’t believe me… because you can check it out for yourself…
Here’s what it’s all about:
Rectal Itching Relief
Joe Johnson, Health Practitioner, Herbalist, father of 4 – has been doggedly helping people with natural remedies for over twenty years. His desire to help and heal people has meant that every few years, he has literally taken off around the world – seeking out new herbs, new remedies – herbs will actually heal people. I have listened to his amazing adventures – (that’s why I call him Indiana Jones) – but I have also been awe struck by the remedies that he has discovered.
When Joe’s friend Jessica was first struck with rectal itching, Joe got involved in research to make things easier for his friend, but he knew the rectal itching relief solution was going to be hard to find.
Jessica had severe itching of her anus. As a school teacher Jessica was unable to scratch it, and was being driven crazy by this embarrassing condition. Jessica was distraught. And she had come to Joe for help.
Joe was an experienced herbalist and researcher and he knew that an effective remedy for rectal itching relief had eluded him for years.
So, with all that in mind, Joe began his research to help make his friends rectal itching– he simply wanted her to be free of the cause of her problem – which was a yeast infection – and to be able to move easier and enjoy her life more.
Joe had felt bad about his friends worsening rectal itching – but he knew that whilst most rectal itching drugs from the Doctor were dangerous – even toxic – he also knew that most herbal remedies for rectal itching relief simply did nothing much at all – they did little to reduce the itchy skin – and nothing when it came to reducing the cause of the rash, so the itch persisted, month after month after month.
After Only 4 Months Research He Discovered
a Breakthrough Rectal Itching Relief Remedy That Dramatically Stopped
His Friends Rectal Itching – and Helped Her Feel So Much Better
It was when the Doctors suggested that Jessica ‘learn to live with rectal itching’ that Joe felt enough was enough – he again took it on himself to research and discover a herbal rectal itching relief remedy that simply…
Stopped the rectal itching – INSTANTLY!
Destroyed the yeast infection – FAST!
Boosted her immune system – FAST!
And helped her to live a more normal – MORE ENJOYABLE LIFE!
Only this time his research was to take him where he has never looked before. And after only four months of intensive, emotionally driven research – he did it!
A Unique Blend of Natural Herbs That Has Been
Ignored by the Medical Community for Over 200
Years – Until Now!
The rectal itching relief remedy is so powerful that men and women who use it – young and old – say they can actually feel their skin ‘clean up’ – that they immediately experience noticeably less anal itching – even after just a few minutes of using it. This brilliant new rectal itching relief breakthrough by this ‘herbalist geek’ – reveals a breathtakingly simple and super-fast way for you to instantly reduce your rectal itching symptoms – with a blend of natural herbs that has been ignored by the medical community for over 200 years – until now!
He Has Discovered a Rectal Itching Relief Remedy that Will
STOP Your Rectal Itching INSTANTLY
PLUS it will also STOP these other symptoms…
- Itching genitals or anus
- Rash on your genitals or anus
- Fungus in your finger nails
- White discharge or clear fluid discharge from genitals or anus
- Aching joints and muscles
- Blurred vision
- Hearing loss – and many other symptoms.
And I have got to tell you – you will be astonished and overjoyed at what this Joe has discovered. Because if you are suffering from candida albicans, thrush, yeast infection – or whatever fancy name they are calling your rectal itching– it simply means that you can now get rectal itching relief– with no toxic drugs – without even trying.
In fact… you simply massage this concentrated clear, odourless blend of the four organic plant extracts onto your itchy backside – and your rectum will become– less itchy– often INSTANTLY
Quite simply – the gentle healing and invigorating effects of these plant extracts will strengthen your immune system – in no time at you will experience less itching and rash – and find living much easier – you will simply feel so much better.
This rectal itching relief remedy will boost your confidence in yourself. You’ll just go from your current ‘I just wish I could get rid of this awful itch’ or ‘I hope I don’t need to go to the Doctors’, stress and worries, to ‘Wow, I feel so much better!’ confidence!
Confidence because the anal itch has gone
Confidence because your anal itch has gone (no more embarrassing scratching in public)
Confidence because you can feel less aches and pains in your muscles and bones (yeast that causes rectal itching is a major cause of aching joints and muscles)
Confidence because you can see and hear better (because the fungus is no longer breeding in your head)
Confidence because you feel so much more energy (your body is no longer spending a lot of energy fighting off invaders)
And confidence because you can at last do something yourself to improve your own health!
No Itching – No Scratching – No Stress
You Now Have Rectal Itching Relief
(This power is a simple, easy and PROVEN remedy. And I don’t care how long you have had your rectal itching problem. This remedy works for all men and women – young and old. That’s the beauty of this new discovery!)
Here is what Joe Johnson says about rectal itching problems:
“The problem with rectal itching is that it is not just about your itchy genitals or anus – it is about so much more.
You can lose your confidence – after all- if you can’t rely on your body – what can you rely on? You can suffer so much that you need time off work – it can be really bad.
Your relationships suffer – as you have to focus inwards and devote more of your attention to worrying about your health.
Your friendships suffer, your social life suffers, your sex life suffers, you lose your libido – whatever your symptoms – on top of rectal itching- you are at risk of suffering from extreme stress and even depression.
|If you use anti-fungal drugs to kill the fungus and reduce the itching, and any swelling and the rash on your genitals and anus- (anti-fungal drugs are very powerful, very strong chemicals)– you have to swallow them – which mean that the whole of your immune system will now be shocked and weakened further by the powerful anti-fungal drugs.
This is why rectal itching capsules and rectal itching creams appear to work for a month or two – then your rectal itching comes back worse than ever before!
I have seen so many men and women lose their general health as a result of a rectal itching weakening their body– even after six or seven rounds of anti-fungal drugs– it is tragic.
Sitting with my friend Jessica as tears of frustration and embarrassment rolled down her cheeks, I finally began to know the misery, the fear, the loneliness and the worry of rectal itching. That was why I did my research.
Drug Companies Do Not Want You to See This
You see, men and women with rectal itching problems have been around for tens of thousands of years – drug companies have been around about 100 years – and they don’t want you to know what your ancestors knew – so my first step is always to go back into history.
After a lot of reading – (and I don’t mean the usual herbal books – I mean the books that are mostly kept hidden away by rich collectors, private libraries, specialist reference libraries – ancient books) – or books that ‘science’ believes are not worth looking at – books written by people who have zero qualifications – but who lived in the wilds of nature – all their lives – and who have had remedies passed down from one generation to the next generation……
A 200 Year Old Book Held The Remedy For Rectal Itching Relief
I came across one such remedy for rectal itching – in a ramshackle bookshop that lay just behind the harbor in the port of Antibes, in southern France. The book was over 200 years old. My French isn’t that good, but fortunately, most botanical books are written in Latin. And whilst my Latin is poor, I knew enough to recognize the plants names.
But I was puzzled.
There were several interesting remedies in that book, but this one remedy stood out. The remedy I found was indeed for ‘fungus of the genitalia, and anus’, yet the plants I read about, I had never considered for use on rectal itching….
I took note of the types of plants used, where they are best found, the ratio of mixture, the preparation and anything else I could think of that might help me to make this remedy.
At The Time I Placed Little Hope on This Rectal Itching Relief Remedy. After All, it Didn’t Make Sense – Least Not to The Understanding I Had Back Then
A week later I was back home, working at my bench. I only had tiny amounts of the exact plant extracts available – (new supplies, if needed, would have to come from the Middle East) – but I had enough to test if the remedy worked or not.
I mixed, blended and prepared the herbal extracts. It looked like a clear liquid, and it smelled very subtle, like a finely fragrant spice or flower. I mixed just a small amount – just a few fluid ounces – enough to try on my friend Jessica.
She was sat watching the TV with her hot water bottle cradled in her tender lap. I quickly explained that it was time she tested the remedy She left the room and massaged a few drops of the rectal itching relief remedy onto the affected parts of her backside.
This ‘Trick’ From an Old Irish Healer Multiplies the Healing Effect in Your Body
I told Jessica to apply the rectal itching relief remedy three times a day – plus once at bed time. I then told her to also apply just a few drops of the remedy to the soles of her feet at bedtime – that was an old trick I learned from an Irish healer – the soles of the feet would rapidly absorb the remedy into her system.
The next day Jessica noticed a lot of improvement – the rash had gone, the itching had 95% gone, she said, ‘everything feels better’, so we were both pleased.
However, something was bothering me….
I had expected even more improvement, as the herbs have very powerful anti–fungal properties. Then I realised what should have been obvious to me – whilst the remedy was killing off the fungus on her skin – the fungal spores were still alive in her body – and they needed to be killed off too.
The ONLY way to do that – (without toxic anti-fungal drugs which devastate the immune system – causing the yeast to come back in a week or two) would be to starve the fungus to death – by eliminating sugars from Jessica’s diet.
I called in on Jessica the following night. I explained my thoughts, that she needed to lay off sugar and sugary drinks for a month or so – just to get rid of the rectal itching completely. Jessica moaned a little – hey, who wouldn’t? But she could see the sense in it – so she agreed to lay off sugary foods and drinks for a month.
I carried on my business as normal. However, later on that week, I was seeing clients and there had been a message left on my answering machine – it was my Jessica asking me to ring her.
She asked me, had I got another bottle for her Emily, our neighbor? As she was telling Emily how ‘good’ the rectal itching relief remedy was…
I was smiling, perplexed, interested and excited – all at the same time.
I drove home immediately and got Jessica to tell me exactly what she meant by ‘good’. She told me that, after using the remedy – and quitting the sugar – the rectal itching virtually disappeared in two days. She was over the moon.
Well, Jessica was happy, I was happy – and within 8 hours, Emily was happy too.
Not Once Did the Rectal Itching Relief Remedy Fail To STOP Rectal Itching
Working with volunteers, friends, family and colleagues, I was quickly able to test it again and again. And, not once – I repeat, NOT ONCE DID IT FAIL TO STOP RECTAL FUNGAL INFECTION SYMPTOMS.
The health of every single man and woman improved – some immediately and some dramatically. I was stunned. Of course I had heard of these herbs before – I have used them many times – but I had no idea that the four herbs combined had such a powerful natural healing effect on rectal itching sufferers.
If I was to make enough of this remedy for clients – made the old fashioned way – and for other herbalists that I supply – it was now up to me to come up with a fast, easy and safe way of blending these four herbs – to make a rectal itching relief remedy that was practical – fast, simple and easy to use
Over the next few months I managed to obtain the exact herbs as specified in the old remedy book – but it wasn’t easy.
You see, herbs are like cars – there are good ones – and there are bad ones.
I tested a lot of different QUALITY herbs – and the ONLY organic, high quality herbs which CONSISTENTLY reduced rectal itching came from the Middle East or Somalia….
Can you imagine how hard it is to import a shipment from the Middle East or Somalia? Anyone would think I was importing guns! To say my ingredient supply is fragile – is a massive understatement….
I called the remedy Rectal Itching Doctor. Right now I have enough for three batches. I make each batch by hand myself. I measure, weigh and mix the ingredients myself. I blend the ingredients myself. So do not worry about that, the rectal itching relief remedies I make are of the highest quality.
I have handed two of the batches over to my trusted friend Emma Williams. Emma will look after you – but if you have any questions about rectal itching or the rectal itching relief remedy, you can write to me personally, at any time.”
So you can see, Joe Johnson really did figure it out.
You are not going to see this rectal itching relief remedy used or even talked about in your Doctors surgery.
After all, drugs and paraphernalia for rectal itching are a multi-billion dollar industry – they are not going to make room for a simple and safe herbal remedy that will reduce your itching or rash – and make your life easier – are they?
The implications of this rectal itching reliefremedy really scares the pants off most Doctors and drug companies – because it means that you can now stop your rectal itching symptoms yourself– without relying on their expensive and often ineffective ‘expertise’.
This Rectal Itching Relief Remedy Will Stop Your
Rectal Itching Very Quickly – and Get Your
Old Smile Back on Your Face Again – FAST!
WARNING: Taking anti-fungal drugs is like spraying the whole of your garden with weed killer. It WILL get rid of your weeds… But it will destroy your lawn and flowers too. Leaving your garden wide open for fresh weeds to grow.
You need your immune system working properly – so you have got to look after it. Do not use anti-fungal drugs.
Use a natural rectal itching relief remedy that works WITH your immune system – not against it. Rectal Itching Doctor HAS NO SIDE EFFECTS
It is this simple.
You can now stop your rectal itching, scratching, embarrassing red rashes and odors – without toxic health- destroying anti-fungal drugs.
Simply massage a few drops of the remedy onto your affected areas– and onto the soles of your feet at night.Then lay off the sugar for 4 weeks or so.
It is that easy.
Skip months or even years of expensive and painful visits to the Doctor. (In two minutes, massaging these highly concentrated herbal extracts onto your itchy anus- you will begin to live with less itchiness, less embarrassment, less soreness, have more confidence in your health and feel so much better)
A very simple way to reduce rectal itching and anxiety overnight (sleep well – using an astonishingly powerful blend of herbs – ignored – or even unknown – by 99% of herbalists)
Move like Lighting through the 3 Stages of
Rectal Itching Relief
- From desperate ‘itching and scratching
- To ‘only slightly itchy and no red rash’ in a few hours
- To ‘my rectal itching has gone!’
Take the Rectal Itching Doctor 3 Day Test
After using this simple remedy for just three days –
GONE YOUR RED SORE RASH WILL BE
GONE YOU CAN FEEL YOUR ENERGY RETURNING (Rectal itching is not just about fungus – it effects your whole life – you need your ENERGY BACK – drugs will not get you your energy back.)
You will be able to SEE in your face that you are looking and feeling so much better!
Unlike Anti-Fungal Drugs – Rectal Itching Doctor
Has No Terrible Side Effects
Do you ever have
- Itchy backside
- Itchy genitals
- Blurred vision
- Hearing difficulties
- Feelings of exhaustion
- There are many, many more of these side effects
- Etc etc etc
These Are All Common Side Effects of Taking
That’s right! Anti-fungal drugs – that are used for itchy anus problems will weaken your whole immune system, often causing you to feel exhausted AND you get another yeast infection!
The rectal itching relief remedy is applied to your anus and genitals only – it is 100% organic – and will not cause you to have yet another yeast, candida or thrush infection – IT HAS NO SIDE EFFECTS
This breakthrough remedy is made from concentrated, laboratory extracted plant extracts – which means that you do not have to prepare any of the herbs – they are ready to use – and you only have to use a TINY AMOUNT.
So here’s what we’ve got for you: I spoke to Joe on the phone recently and arranged to meet him after a New Natural Remedies lecture he gave in London, England. Joe knows me very well, he knows our site and he knows we have many readers of our newsletter we have who need helping.
Joe Currently Has Only Enough Ingredients to Make
He is keeping one batch for his own clients and he has agreed to commit the other two batches of Rectal Itching Doctor to our readers only.
This is your chance to a GUARANTEED supply of Rectal Itching Doctor.
Rectal Itching Doctor will give you instant rectal itching relief – you will feel much better.
Don’t believe me? Fine.
You don’t have to.
Because you don’t risk a penny trying this remedy for yourself.
Because you have a…
You Have a Complete 90 Day Unconditional
100% Money Back Guarantee!
If you are not convinced that what Joe has for you is the most powerful rectal itching remedy ever discovered – and that you will experience relief quickly and without effort…. then I insist that you send the Rectal Itching Doctor back to me, (in any condition), and I will personally make sure that you get a fast, full refund of every penny you paid for the rectal itching relief remedy.
No questions asked, and no hassles. Your word is gold around here. Why am I being so generous? You know I love this remedy and I love helping people with their health – but what I also love is getting one over on the Doctors who think they know so much. (If they did, your rectal itching problem would be cured by now…)
It’s just immensely gratifying to me that our little company, Health Products Business, consistently proves the medical “experts” wrong. And all we do is find 100% natural products, like Rectal Itching Doctor, that really work – a product like Rectal Itching Doctor which is an honest, proven and up-till-now virtually secret remedy for rectal itching symptoms.
If you have ever dreamed of having a yeast free body – then you are going to be over the moon with the Rectal Itching Doctor remedy.
What we will send you is a remedy that will bring some much needed relief to your rectal itching infection.
An Avalanche of Healing Quickly Wipes Out
Your Rectal Itching – Fast
Joe calls using the Rectal itching Doctor like an ‘Avalanche of Healing’ for a very good reason – the way the herbs of this remedy penetrate and destroy the fungus – with gentle, yet hard hitting healing herbs – it’s like experiencing an avalanche of healing support around your rectum.
Lord, this remedy packs a wallop. You will notice your itching disappear fast. Within a few hours of using it – you will KNOW you feel so much better.
You Must Hurry However – Joe Normally Only Gives
This Rectal Itching Relief Remedy to his Personal Clients
He has never committed a single batch of Rectal Itching Doctor to anyone else before. We were very careful not to let the other herbalists or online stores know what we were up to till we had the stock.
Now we have it, it is going faster than even we imagined.
If you mess around, and order late, you may miss out.
Don’t let that happen.
This is big, for anyone with rectal itching… if you truly want to stop your wretched fungal infection – and stop it FAST – this remedy will give you the power and ability to heal your own rectal itching- before it is too late.
The result will be that your body will be free of fungus – giving you a great smile again- allowing you to get on with your life. And isn’t that what great health is all about?
Ok, how much will this hand-made herbal remedy cost you?
Joe normally charges his client’s $200 for an appointment – plus $170 for the remedy.
Because you do not have to have an appointment with Joe to get it (and appointments with Joe are very hard to get.
Joe Has Agreed to Give You a 50% DISCOUNT on
the Rectal Itching Doctor Remedy
This means that you can get your Rectal Itching Doctor
for just $87
This means that YOU WILL SAVE OVER $280!
(PLUS: Joe is kindly donating to each of our readers an ADDITIONAL GIFT OF FREE BONUS HEALTH BOOKS – value $127 – to the FIRST 100 who tries the Rectal Itching Doctor remedy – see book details below. These bonuses alone are worth more than the cost of the rectal itching relief remedy. Thank you Joe)
Which means you are SAVING $283 on Joe’s hand-made, superior, herbal remedy.
And one bottle should last you a month – which is more than enough to say goodbye to rectal itching – forever.
This is the first time – and maybe the last time – this Rectal Itching remedy has ever been sold for less than $170.
This really is intelligently priced – as $87 is less than the price of a course of toxic prescription anti-fungal drugs.
It is less than the price of a visit to the Doctor.
Like I said earlier, my staff will scramble to get your remedy to you as fast as possible.
Our customer service always gets rave reviews. Once you place your order you can contact my support team via email or phone with any questions or concerns.
So we’re invested in the process of making you happy. I want you to feel totally comfortable ordering, even if you’re not totally convinced and need to get your hands on the remedy first.
You risk nothing… as long as you agree to give it a try.
Your cost is stunningly low, too.
Very soon, you will have no rectal itching and you will feel so much better –
Order right now – whilst you are still on this page!
You’ll be glad you did.
And remember, you don’t risk a penny.
PS: We asked Joe if he could offer some kind of bonus for you – to make it easier for you to decide to get the rectal itching relief remedy today. He has kindly offered THREE HEALTH E-BOOKS from his Alternative Health Library.
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Joe has been exceptionally generous here – these books alone are worth more than the cost of the remedy.
These added bonus eBooks are a real health goldmine – and they are yours to keep for FREE – even if you later decide to return the Rectal Itching Doctor remedy – just for trying the remedy.
Your terrible, itching and scratching and embarrassment will soon be over – your rectal itching will be gone – you will be feeling happier – you are going to smile, breathe and move with more energy from now on. But you need to get your remedy first.
PPS: Warning: Joe asked that I give away only 100 FREE copies of these books.
So it’s first come – first served.
And the remedies are going fast. So you had better order now.
Simply massage a few drops of the remedy onto your rectum and affected areas– and onto the soles of your feet at night.
Then lay off the sugar for 4 weeks or so.
It is that easy.
Please remember, we only have 2 batches of Rectal Itching Doctor – when they are gone – that’s it – sorry, they are gone. To avoid disappointment, place your order today. And remember, you don’t risk a penny.
Natural 100% Pure Organic Ingredients
The ingredients in this remedy are 100% pure, natural herbal extracts.
This remedy does not contain any drugs or other artificial chemicals.
They have been specially selected and sourced for their ability to reduce symptoms and their ability to heal. The ingredients of this remedy are Thymus Serpyllum, Melaleuca alternifolia, Tagetes, Citrus limon and Prunus dulcis.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, and this product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. We do not recommend internal use of herbs without prior consultation with your doctor or herbalist.
Do not use if you are pregnant.