At Last! A Simple, Fast and Easy Way to Stop Anal Fissures!
Do You Want to Stop Anal Fissures
IN UNDER A WEEK – Without Expensive
and Painful Surgery – and Without
Now you can finally get rid of your anal fissures– QUICKLY, EASILY and NATURALLY – making your life much more liveable – and much more enjoyable.
|Doctors say that there is no real ‘cure’ for anal fissures: they say you just “put a bit of antiseptic cream on it” – then you have to wait a few weeks – or months – for it to heal itself!If that doesn’t work…
eit is REPEAT ANTIBIOTICS and PAINFUL SURGERY FOR YOU.But NOW – that is NO LONGER TRUE FOR YOU!
NOW YOU really can get rid of your anal fissures FAST – thanks to an herbal remedy that came straight out of a Roman Gladiators pouch!
(Seriously, read about this amazing discovery below).
It is so powerful that you can feel your anal fissure pain dissolve the first time you use it.
This brilliant new breakthrough by a ‘herbalist geek’ – reveals a breathtakingly simple and superfast way for you to instantly stop the pain and heal your anal fissures – with a blend of natural herbs that has been ignored by the medical community for over 2000 years – until now!
But hey – don’t believe me… because you can check it out for yourself…
|From: Emma Williams
Well, the scientific community has finally started to wake up. Took em long enough. I mean, you can only waste your time on projects like landing men on mars and baldness for so long, before you have to pay attention to something really serious, like finding a cure for Anal Fissures.
Thanks to the work of a single maverick herbalist called Joe Johnson – your anal fissures problems are OVER.
And I have got to tell you – you will be astonished and overjoyed at what this ‘herbal geek’ has discovered. Because if you are suffering from anal fissures – it simply means that you can now have pain-free, fissure-free anus again – in just days – without even trying.
In fact… if you put a few drops of this thick clear oily liquid herbal discovery onto your fingertip – then onto your anal fissures – I can guarantee that it will reduce the pain and promote rapid healing your anus – IMMEDIATELY
And without expensive, painful surgery or potentially toxic antibiotics.
You’ll just go from your current ‘I hope I don’t have to go to the Doctors’, stress and worries, to ‘Wow, my backside is getting better!’ confidence.
- Confidence because you can feel your backside has LESS PAIN
- Confidence because you can now PASS STOOLS – PAIN FREE
- And confidence because you are FEEL THE HEALING TAKING PLACE – QUICKLY and NATURALLY.
No Anal Fissures – No Pain – No Stress
Because You Now Possess the
POWER to Quickly Heal Your Anal Fissures
(This power is a simple, ancient and PROVEN remedy. And I don’t care how long you have had your anal fissures – or how receded your anus are. This remedy works on ALL anal fissures. That’s the beauty of this new discovery!)
Here’s what it’s all about: Joe Johnson, Health Practitioner, Herbalist, father of 4 – has been doggedly helping people with natural remedies for over twenty years. His desire to help and heal people has meant that every few years, he has literally taken off around the world – seeking out new herbs, new remedies – herbs will actually heal people. I have listened to his amazing adventures – (that’s why I call him Indiana Jones) – but I have also been awe struck by the remedies that he has discovered.
But the remedy for anal fissures had eluded Joe for years. He knew that antibiotics often didn’t work, (in fact they often weaken your immune system, making your fissure problems worse.)
Here is what Joe says about Anal Fissures:
“Almost all anal fissures problems are caused by bacteria breeding in a small tear, mostly in and around your anus. The pain from a fissure can be unbearable. And the tear won’t heal – as long as the bacteria are there.
This is because your anus is the perfect breeding ground.
It is warm, moist, and dark, there is plenty of food – your anus is BACTERIA PARADISE.
Normally your immune system will keep the bacteria under control.
If you get a small tear in your anus – usually caused by stiff or large stools – normally it will heal itself.
However, if have been stressed, maybe overworked or let your diet slip a bit, then your immune system becomes slightly weaker – and that is enough for the bacteria to get a grip in the fissure.
|Once your fissure becomes infected, you have anal fissures. Your anus can become infected or inflamed. You can have blood on your anus. It is not pleasant.Whatever your symptoms – you need to kill off the bacteria so your anus can heal.Antibiotic creams don’t work.
Surgery is too drastic and not necessary.
And antibiotics can make things worse.
If you use antibiotics to kill the bacteria around your anus – you have to swallow them – which mean that the whole of your immune system is now shocked and weakened further by the powerful antibiotic drugs.
This is Why Antibiotics Appear to Work for a Week or Two – Then Your Anal Fissure Problem Comes Back Worse Than Ever Before!
So, I was desperate to find a way of killing the germs in the anus – without harming the immune system. I have seen so many people lose their general health – even after six or seven rounds of antibiotics – and even after anal surgery. It was tragic.
That was why I did my research.
You see, human beings with anal fissures have been around for tens of thousands of years – pharmaceutical companies have been around about 100 years – and they don’t want you to know what your ancestors knew – so my first step is always to go back into history.
After a lot of reading – (and I don’t mean the usual herbal books – I mean the books that are mostly kept hidden away by rich collectors, private libraries, specialist reference libraries) – or books that ‘science’ believes are not worth looking at – books written by people who have zero qualifications – but who lived in the wilds of nature – all their lives – and who have had remedies passed down from one generation to the next…
If the Gladiator was ever to receive a wound – be it from a sword, dagger or any other weapon – he was to rub the herb into the wound to prevent infection…. even the deepest sword wounds would be filled with this herb – because of its amazing abilities to kill bacteria!
This was a green light for further research. I began to see this herb everywhere in ancient manuscripts. The most obvious and most well-known clue was staring me right in my face!
Of course I had heard of this herb before – I have used it many times – but I had no idea it was such a powerful natural antibiotic – one that could be put directly onto wounds – or maybe put directly onto Anal Fissures!
Most Natural Remedies for Anal Fissures are
So you can see, Joe Johnson really did figure it out.
You are not going to see this remedy used or even talked about in your Doctors surgery. After all, antibiotics or creams for anal fissures are a multi-billion dollar industry – they are not going to give that up and hand over to you an inexpensive and proven natural remedy, are they?
The implications of this remedy really scares the pants off most dentists and drug companies – because it means that you can now treat your own anal fissures – without relying on their expensive and often ineffective ‘expertise’.
Anal Fissures Doctor Will Stop Your Anal Fissures Problem Fast – and get your old smile back again – FAST
It is this simple.
You can instantly stop anal fissures for yourself – simply dab a few drops of the remedy onto your anus – EXACTLY where the fissures and bacteria are – and kill them ON CONTACT – INSTANTLY
Skip months or even years of expensive and painful visits to the Doctors. (In two minutes, using one finger – you will begin to get rid of your anal fissures – it is that easy)
An very simple way to stop anal fissures overnight (using an astonishingly powerful blend of herbs – ignored – or even unknown – by 99% of herbalists)
Move like Lightning Through the 3 Stages of
Anal Fissures Healing
- From anus that are ‘too sore to touch’
- To ‘no longer sore’ in less than 24 hours
- To ‘my anal fissures have gone!’ – in less than a week.
Use this ancient long lost blend of antibiotic herbs – one so powerful that it could heal a sword wound! (It’s the amazing ‘lost’ antibiotic of the ancient world – one that only Royalty, Gladiators and the rich could afford to use.)
Take the 3 Day Anal Fissures Doctor Mirror Test
After 3 days of dabbing a few drops onto your anus –
|You will be able to SEE your anus looking healthy again – AND NOT A SINGLE DROP OF BLOOD OR INFECTED FISSURE IN SIGHT!
You will be able to FEEL your anus getting healthier
You will be able to pass stools with NO PAIN
No More Worries about Embarrassing Itches
If you have anal fissures, it can be tricky when you are in company – especially if you want to scratch your backside.
You can only clench your backside for so long. The Anal Fissures Doctor remedy not only kills off the bacteria – it contains a small amount of a highly concentrated plant extract to give you a very slight numbness – so no itch – so you can socialize with confidence – all day – and all night long.
This breakthrough remedy is made from concentrated, laboratory extracted plant extracts – which means that you do not have to prepare any of the herbs – they are ready to use – and you only have to use a tiny amount. Just put a few drops on your anus. The bottle is small enough to fit into your handbag or jeans pocket – no problem at all – just take it with you all day long.
Here’s what we’ve got for you: I spoke to Joe on the phone recently and arranged to meet him after a New Natural Remedies lecture he gave in London, England. Joe knows me very well, he knows our site and he knows we have many readers who need helping.
Joe Currently Has Only Enough Ingredients To Make
He is keeping one batch for his own clients and he has agreed to commit the other two batches of Anal Fissures Doctor to our readers only.
|This is your chance to a GUARANTEED supply of Anal Fissures Doctor.
And Anal Fissures Doctor is SO EASY TO USE.
All you do is dab a few drops of the clear, thick oily Anal Fissures Doctor onto your anus – 3x a day – and once at bedtime – that is it.
Anal Fissures Doctor will give you instant relief – and will stop your anal fissures problem within a few days.
|Don’t believe me? Fine.
You don’t have to.
Because you don’t risk a penny trying this remedy for yourself.
Because you have a Complete 90 Day Unconditional 100% Money Back Guarantee!
Just order your Anal Fissures Doctor remedy now – and take your time trying the Anal Fissures Doctor remedy for yourself.
The remedy works in days – but you can take 3 months if you like. In fact…
You Have a Complete 90 Day Unconditional
100% Money Back Guarantee
If you are not convinced that what Joe has for you is the most powerful anal fissures remedy ever discovered – and that your cure will happen quickly and without effort…. then I insist that you send the Anal Fissures Doctor back to me, (in any condition), and I will personally make sure that you get a fast, full refund of every penny you paid for the remedy.
No questions asked, and no hassles. Your word is gold around here.
Why am I being so generous? You know I love this remedy and I love helping people with their health – but what I also love is getting one over on the Doctors who think they know so much. (If they did, your anal fissures problem would be cured by now…)
It’s just immensely gratifying to me that our little company, Health Products Business, consistently proves the medical “experts” wrong. And all we do is find 100% natural products, like Anal Fissures Doctor, that really work – a product like Anal Fissures Doctor which is an honest, proven and up-till-now virtually secret remedy for great anal health.
If you have ever dreamed of getting your old smile back… (yes, you smiling again with a healthy anus), then you are going to be over the moon with the Anal Fissures Doctor remedy.
What we will send you is a remedy that will bring instant relief to your anal fissures – and more long term anal health than you ever dared to dream about.
Your Anus Will Get an ‘Avalanche of Healing’
Joe calls using the Anal Fissures Doctor like an ‘Avalanche of Healing’ for a very good reason – the way the drops of Anal Fissures Doctor floods your anus with hard hitting healing herbs – it’s like experiencing an avalanche around your backside.
Lord, this remedy packs a wallop.
You will suddenly FEEL your anus improving. Within a few hours of using it – you will KNOW your anus is getting better.
You Must Hurry However. Joe Normally Only Gives
This Remedy to His Personal Clients.
He has never committed a single batch of Anal Fissures Doctor to anyone else before. We were very careful not to let the other herbalists or online stores know what we were up to till we had the stock.
Now we have it, it is going faster than even we imagined.
If you mess around, and order late, you may miss out.
Don’t Let That Happen
This is big, for anyone with anal fissures… if you truly want to get rid of your anal fissure problem – and get rid of it FAST – this remedy will instantly give you the power and ability to heal your own anus – before it is too late.
Ok, how much will this hand-made herbal anal fissures remedy cost you?
Joe normally charges his client’s $200 for an appointment plus $170 for the remedy.
Because you do not have to have an appointment with Joe to get it (and appointments with Joe are very hard to get).
Joe Has Agreed to Give You a 50% DISCOUNT on
the Anal Fissures Doctor Remedy
This means that you can get your Anal Fissures Doctor remedy
for just $87 + $5 Shipping
This means that YOU WILL SAVE OVER $280!
(PLUS: Joe is kindly donating to each of our readers an ADDITIONAL GIFT OF FREE BONUS HEALTH BOOKS – value $127 – to the FIRST 100 who tries the Anal Fissures Doctor remedy – see book details below. These bonuses alone are worth more than the cost of the remedy. Thank you Joe)
This means that you will SAVE OVER $280 in total.
This is the first time – and maybe the last time – this anal fissures remedy has ever been sold for less than $170.
$87 is less than the price of a course of useless – even dangerous – antibiotics.
It is less than the price of a visit to the Doctor.
And it is certainly less than the price of surgery – which you may need if you don’t get your anus sorted fast.
Order right now – whilst you are still on this page
And remember, you don’t risk a penny.
PS: We asked Joe if he could offer some kind of bonus for you – to make it easier for you to decide to get the remedy today. He has kindly offered THREE HEALTH E-BOOKS from his Alternative Health Library.
|If you have been feeling sick – then the chances are you have become tired, sluggish – even exhausted, right? The information in this book will knock your socks off!
The infamous “How To Boost Your Metabolism – From Exhausted to Dynamite in 30 Days” (loads and loads and loads of easy tips you can use to get yourself bursting full of energy again – and keep yourself feeling young and healthy – and you will lose weight too)…
62 pages of health boosting – energy giving – libido restoring secret tips –
This e-book alone is worth MORE than the price of the remedy
An easy-to-read FREE DOWNLOAD
|There are just too many – too confusing – and too complicated diets – for you to choose from.
How can you decide which foods will be best for you?
Here is the dependable, practical and no-nonsense 41 page book, “Finding The Perfect Diet” that will walk you through the process of choosing the best diet for you.
Another Great FREE DOWNLOAD
|You may be sick right now – BUT YOU ARE GOING TO GET BETTER!
The remarkable and trusted advice given in this book will provide you with immediate results – bringing out the beauty and potential in your life – no matter how you feel right now.
‘How to Be an Athlete – no matter how old or sick you feel right now!’This 62 page book is going to take you gently back to health – making sure that your unseen needs are met
Another Great FREE DOWNLOAD.
Joe has been exceptionally generous here – these books alone are worth more than the cost of the remedy.
These added bonus eBooks are a real health goldmine – and they are yours to keep for FREE – even if you later decide to return the Anal Fissures Doctor remedy – just for trying the remedy.
PPS: Warning: Joe asked that I give away only 100 FREE copies of these books.
So it’s first come – first served.
And the remedies are going fast.
So you had better order now.
You can now naturally and dramatically heal your anal fissures – without drugs.
Simply massage a few drops of this natural antibiotic remedy onto your anus.
It is that easy.
Please remember, we only have 2 batches of Anal Fissures Doctor – when they are gone – that’s it – sorry, they are gone. To avoid disappointment, place your order today. And remember, you don’t risk a penny.
|Natural 100% Pure Organic Ingredients|
|The ingredients in this remedy are 100% pure, natural herbal extracts.|
|This remedy does not contain any drugs or other artificial chemicals.|
|They have been specially selected and sourced for their ability to reduce symptoms and their healing power.|
|The ingredients of this remedy are Salvia Sclarea, Boswellia sacra, Pelargonium, Commiphora myrrha and Prunus dulcis.|
|*These statements have not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, and this product is not intended to diagnose,|
|treat, cure or prevent any disease. We do not recommend internal use of herbs without prior consultation with your doctor or herbalist.|
|Do not use if you are pregnant.|