At Last! A Simple, Fast and Gentle Way to Get Rid of Constipation!
This Is How to Stop Your Constipation
IN A FEW DAYS
If you have constipation it can be a very disturbing and upsetting experience. Now you can finally overcome the challenge of constipation – QUICKLY and NATURALLY –making your life much less painful, much more livable – and much more enjoyable.
|Doctors say that there is no real ‘cure’ for constipation. They say you just have good days and bad days.
But what if you could have good days, very good days and even fantastic days? You would love that – wouldn’t you? Of course you would!
Now you really can get rid of your constipation for good!
But hey – don’t believe me… because you can check it out for yourself…
Here’s what it’s all about: Joe Johnson, Health Practitioner, Herbalist, father of 4 – has been doggedly helping people with natural remedies for over twenty years. His desire to help and heal people has meant that every few years, he has literally taken off around the world – seeking out new herbs, new remedies – herbs will actually heal people. I have listened to his amazing adventures – (that’s why I call him Indiana Jones) – but I have also been awe struck by the remedies that he has discovered.
- Constipation is almost always caused by diet and fluid intake. To be on the safe side – always get yourself checked out by a Doctor, just in case there is something else going on.
- Assuming everything else – like diet and fluid intake is ok – then sometimes you still need a gentle helping hand. This is where herbalist can help you.
Joe is an experienced herbalist and researcher and he knew that safe and effective remedies for constipation had eluded him for years, but he was determined to help the daughter of a dear friend of his.
So, with all that in mind, Joe began his research to help his friend’s daughter’s constipation problem – he simply wanted her free from constipation as soon as possible.
He knew that whilst most constipation drug treatments from the Doctor were dangerous – even toxic – he also knew that most herbal remedies for constipation problems simply did nothing much at all – they did little to reduce the underlying cause of the constipation – they did nothing when it came to reducing the stress and anxiety that was causing the problem.
After Only 7 Weeks Research He Dramatically Made a Breakthrough That Quickly
A Unique Blend of Natural Oils That You Simply Rub On Your Tummy
The remedy that Joe has discovered is so powerful that can actually enjoy a good night’s sleep – then they experience gentle bowel movements – even after just a few times of using it. This brilliant new breakthrough by this ‘herbalist geek’ – reveals a breathtakingly simple and superfast way for you to instantly reduce constipation!
And I have got to tell you – you will be astonished and overjoyed at what ‘Joe’ has discovered. Because if you are suffering from constipation, you can now get rid of the unpleasant constipation – with no drugs – without even trying.
In fact… you simply massage this concentrated CLEAR blend of four organic plant extracts onto your tummy – (unlike other chemical treatments – you will have NO pills to take) and your constipation will begin to go away – naturally and often immediately.
- Quite simply – these plant extracts will gently relax your digestive system – which means that the constipation will go away!
- This remedy is a CLEAR LIQUID which means that you will not stain your clothes or bedclothes.
YOU NOW HAVE THE POWER TO EASILY GET RID OF YOUR CONSTIPATION!
(This power is a simple, easy and PROVEN remedy. And it doesn’t matter how long you have had the constipation problem. That’s the beauty of this new discovery!)
Here is what Joe Johnson says about constipation problems:
“The problem with constipation is that it is not just about being unable to pass stools. It is about so much more.
It is about HEALING.
You can lose your confidence – after all- if you can’t rely on your digestion – what can you rely on?
You don’t feel right – you start to worry, the mind and emotions kick in.
Your relationships suffer – as you have to focus inwards and devote more of your attention to your body.
Your friendships suffer, your social life suffers, your sex life suffers, you lose your libido – whatever your symptoms – on top of the constipation – you are at risk of suffering from stress and even depression.
If you use chemicals to reduce the constipation – you have to be careful – especially with children – because the whole of their immune system will now be shocked and weakened further by the powerful drugs. This can cause more constipation or even diarrhea.
Senna based preparations may appear to work for a week or two – then your constipation comes back – often worse than ever before!
I have seen so many lose their general health and quality of life – often for many months – with constipation problems.
I appreciate the misery, the fear, the impact on life, and the mental and emotional trauma that constipation can cause people. That was why I did my research.
Drug Companies Do Not Want You to See This
You see, with constipation have been around for tens of thousands of years – drug companies have been around about 100 years – and they don’t want you to know what your ancestors knew – so my first step is always to go back into history.
After a lot of reading – (and I don’t mean the usual herbal books – I mean the books that are mostly kept hidden away by rich collectors, private libraries, specialist reference libraries) – or books that ‘science’ believes are not worth looking at – books written by people who have zero qualifications – but who lived in the wilds of nature – all their lives – and who have had remedies passed down from one generation to the next…
I came across one such remedy for ‘solid blocked bowels’ – in a ramshackle bookshop that lay just behind the harbor in the port of Antibes, in southern France. The book was over 200 years old. My French isn’t that good, but fortunately, most botanical books are written in Latin. And whilst my Latin is poor, I knew enough to recognize the plants names.
But I was puzzled.
There were several interesting remedies in that book, but this one remedy stood out. The remedy I found was for ‘solid blocked bowels’, yet the plants I read about, I had never considered for use for constipation problems….
I took note of the types of plants used, where they are best found, the ratio of mixture, the preparation and anything else I could think of that might help me to make this remedy. At the time, I placed little hope on this remedy – after all, it didn’t make sense – least not to the understanding I had back then.
A week later I was back home, working at my bench. I only had tiny amounts of the exact plant extracts – (new supplies, if needed, would need to come from the Middle East) – but I had enough to test if the remedy worked or not.
I mixed, blended and prepared the herbal extracts. It looked like a clear liquid, and it smelled very subtle, like a finely fragrant spice or flower. I mixed just a small amount – just a few fluid ounces – enough to try on my friend’s daughter. I took it round to her home.
I gave the remedy to my friend and she massaged a small amount of clear oily liquid onto her daughter’s tummy. (It smells very pleasant.)
We looked at each other – our eyes said it all – I guess we would have to wait and see.
This ‘Trick’ From an Old Irish Healer Greatly Speeds
Up the Healing Time of Constipation
I also told her to apply just a few drops of the remedy to the soles of her daughter’s feet – also at bedtime – that was an old trick I learned from an Irish healer – the soles of the feet would rapidly absorb the remedy into her system.
Three days later I was seeing clients and there had been a message left on my answering machine – it was from my friend asking me to ring her.
She asked me, had I got another bottle for ‘Anne’, her neighbor who also has constipation – she says she ‘can’t go’. As she was telling Anne how ‘good’ the remedy is…
I was smiling, perplexed, interested and excited – all at the same time.
I drove round to her house and got her to tell me exactly what she meant by ‘good’.
She told me that, her daughter had ‘gone’ the first night – the second day was fine – with her having another bowel movement just before bedtime!
Not Once Did the Remedy Fail to Get Reduce – or
Get Rid of Constipation!
Working with clients, and fellow herbalists, I was quickly able to test it again and again. And, not once – I repeat, NOT ONCE DID IT FAIL TO REDUCE OR GET RID OF CONSTIPATION – The symptoms of every single person improved – some a little – but some immediately and some dramatically.
I was stunned.
Of course I had heard of these herbs before – I have used them many times – but I had no idea that the four herbs combined had such a powerful natural healing effect on constipation.
If I was to make enough of this remedy for clients – and for other herbalists that I supply – it was now up to me to come up with a fast, easy and safe way of blending these four herbs – to make a constipation remedy that was safe, practical – fast, simple and easy to use.
Over the next few months I managed to obtain the exact herbs as specified in the old remedy book – but it wasn’t easy.
You see, the same type of herbs vary greatly in quality – there are weak ones – and there are powerful and effective ones.
I tested a lot of these herbs – and it was ONLY the organic, high quality herbs which CONSISTENTLY improved constipation, and these come from the Middle East or Somalia….
Can you imagine how hard it is to import a shipment from the Middle East or Somalia? Anyone would think I was importing guns or drugs! To say my ingredient supply is fragile – is a massive understatement….
I called the remedy Constipation Doctor. Right now I have enough for three batches. I make each batch by hand. I measure, weigh and blend the ingredients myself. So do not worry about quality of the herbs, the Constipation Doctor remedies I make are of the highest quality.
I have handed two of the batches over to my trusted friend Emma Williams. Emma will look after you – but if you have any questions about constipation or the remedy, you can write to me personally, at any time.”
You are not going to see this remedy used or even talked about in your Doctors surgery.
After all, drugs and paraphernalia for constipation is a multi-million dollar industry – they are not going to make room for a simple and safe herbal remedy that will reduce your constipation- and improve your healing – and make your life easier – are they?
The implications of this remedy really scares the pants off most Doctors and drug companies – because it means that you can now treat your own constipation problems yourself– without relying on their expensive and often ineffective ‘expertise’.
Constipation Doctor will quickly reduce your constipation and get your old smile back on your face again – fast.
It is this simple.
Move like Lighting through the 3 Stages of Healing
- From ‘desperate constipation’
- To ‘my first bowel movement…’
- To ‘my constipation has gone!’
Take the 3 Day Constipation Doctor Test
After using this simple remedy for just three days –
- Constipation will be greatly reduced – or stopped completely
- Better quality sleep – will begin to feel their ENERGY RETURNING
- Others will SEE in your face that they are looking and feeling so much better!
No More Worrying
- Typical Drugs that are used for treating constipation –will weaken your whole digestive system; often causing you to feel drained, exhausted.
- The Constipation Doctor remedy is used EXTERNALLY – it is 100% ORGANIC – and will not cause your to have a side effect– IT HAS NO SIDE EFFECTS
- This breakthrough remedy is made from herbal plant extracts – which means that you do not have to prepare any of the herbs – they are ready to use – and you only have to use a TINY AMOUNT. Just follow the simple instructions – and you will be fine. The Constipation Doctor remedy is ready to use.
So here’s what we’ve got for you: I spoke to Joe on the phone recently and arranged to meet him after a New Natural Remedies lecture he gave in London, England. Joe knows me very well, he knows our site and he knows we have many readers of our newsletter we have who need helping.
Joe currently has only enough ingredients to make three batches. He is keeping one batch for his own clients and he has agreed to commit the other two batches of Constipation Doctor to our readers only.
This is your chance to a GUARANTEED supply of Constipation Doctor.
Constipation Doctor will stop your constipation – your will feel much better very quickly.
Don’t believe me? Fine.
You don’t have to.
Because you don’t risk a penny trying this remedy for yourself.
Because you have a…
Complete 90 Day Unconditional 100%
If you are not convinced that what Joe has for you is the most gentle yet powerful constipation remedy ever discovered – and that you will experience relief quickly and without effort…. then I insist that you send the Constipation Doctor back to me, (in any condition), and I will personally make sure that you get a fast, full refund of every penny you paid for the remedy.
No questions asked, and no hassles.
Your word is gold around here.
Why am I being so generous? You know I love this remedy and I love helping people with their health – but what I also love is getting one over on the Doctors who think they know so much. (If they did, there would not be so many people with constipation problems …)
It’s just immensely gratifying to me that our little company, Health Products Business, consistently proves the medical “experts” wrong. And all we do is find 100% natural products, like Constipation Doctor, that really work – a product like Constipation Doctor which is an honest, proven – and up-till-now – virtually secret remedy for constipation.
If you have ever dreamed of getting rid of your constipation – without the drugs – then you are going to be over the moon with the Constipation Doctor remedy.
An Avalanche of Healing Quickly Wipes Out
Your Constipation – Fast
Joe calls using the Constipation Doctor like an ‘Avalanche of Healing’ for a very good reason – the way the herbs of Constipation Doctor penetrate your skin with gentle healing herbs – it’s like experiencing an avalanche of healing support all around your body.
You will notice your constipation simply goes away. Within a few days of using it – you will KNOW the constipation is over.
You must hurry however. Joe normally, only gives this remedy to his personal clients. He has never committed a single batch of constipation Doctor to anyone else before. We were very careful not to let the other herbalists or online stores know what we were up to till we had the stock.
Now we have it, it is going faster than even we anticipated.
If you mess around, and order late, you may miss out.
Don’t let that happen.
This is big, for anyone with constipation problems… if you truly want to sort out your constipation problem – and get rid of the constipation FAST – this remedy will give you the power and ability to heal your own constipation- before it is too late.
The result will be that you can get rid of this problem fast – giving you a great smile again- allowing you to get on with your life. And isn’t that what great health is all about?
Ok, how much will this hand-made, herbal remedy cost you?
Joe normally charges his client’s $200 for an appointment – plus $170 for the remedy.
Because you do not have to have an appointment with Joe to get it (and appointments with Joe are very hard to get).
Joe Has Agreed to Give You a 50% DISCOUNT on
the Constipation Doctor Remedy
This means that you can get your Constipation Doctor remedy
for just $87 + $5 Shipping
This means that YOU WILL SAVE OVER $280!
(PLUS: Joe is kindly donating to each of our readers an ADDITIONAL GIFT OF FREE BONUS HEALTH BOOKS – value $127 – to the FIRST 100 who tries the Constipation Doctor remedy – see book details below. These bonuses alone are worth more than the cost of the remedy. Thank you Joe)
This means that you can get your Constipation Doctor remedy for just $87 + $5 Shipping and Handling.
Which means you are SAVING $283 on Joe’s hand-made, herbal remedy.
This is the first time – and maybe the last time – this remedy has ever been sold for less than $170.This really is intelligently priced.
It is less than the price of a visit to the Doctor.
Like I said earlier, my staff will scramble to get your remedy to you as fast as possible.
Our customer service always gets rave reviews.
Once you place your order you will receive a confirmation email – and the remedy will be sent out to you today.
So we’re invested in the process of making you happy. I want you to feel totally comfortable ordering, even if you’re not totally convinced and need to get your hands on the remedy first.
You risk nothing… as long as you agree to give it a try.
Very soon, you will have no constipation and you will feel so much better
Order right now – whilst you are still on this page!
You’ll be glad you did.
And remember, you don’t risk a penny.
PS: We asked Joe if he could offer some kind of bonus for you – to make it easier for you to decide to get the remedy today. He has kindly offered THREE HEALTH E-BOOKS from his Alternative Health Library.
If you have been feeling sick – then the chances are you have become tired, sluggish – even exhausted, right? The information in this book will knock your socks off!
The infamous “How To Boost Your Metabolism – From Exhausted to Dynamite in 30 Days” (loads and loads and loads of easy tips you can use to get yourself bursting full of energy again – and keep yourself feeling young and healthy – and you will lose weight too)…
62 pages of health boosting – energy giving – libido restoring secret tips.
This e-book alone is worth MORE than the price of the remedy
An easy-to-read FREE DOWNLOAD
Good Food will soon have you running on all cylinders – but what do you eat!!!
There are just too many – too confusing – and too complicated diets- for you to choose from. How can you decide which foods will be best for you?
Here is the dependable, practical and no-nonsense 41 page book, “Finding The Perfect Diet” that will walk you through the process of choosing the best diet for you.
Another Great FREE DOWNLOAD
You may be sick right now – BUT YOU ARE GOING TO GET BETTER!
The remarkable and trusted advice given in this book will provide you with immediate results – bringing out the beauty and potential in your life – no matter how you feel right now.
‘How to Be an Athlete – no matter how old or sick you feel right now!’ This 62 page book is going to take you gently back to health – making sure that your unseen needs are met
Another Great FREE DOWNLOAD
Joe has been exceptionally generous here – these books alone are worth more than the cost of the remedy.
These added bonus eBooks are a real health goldmine – and they are yours to keep for FREE – even if you later decide to return the Constipation Doctor remedy – just for trying the remedy.
You are going to love becoming free of constipation – and feeling happier – you are going to smile, breathe and move with more energy from now on.
PPS: Warning: Joe asked that I give away only 100 FREE copies of these books.
So it’s first come – first served.
And the remedies are going fast.
So you had better order now.
You can now naturally and dramatically stop your constipation – without drugs.
Simply massage a few drops of the remedy onto your tummy 3 x a day, plus at bedtime.
It is that easy.
Please remember, we only have 2 batches of Constipation Doctor – when they are gone – that’s it – sorry, they are gone. To avoid disappointment, place your order today. And remember, you don’t risk a penny.
Natural 100% Pure Organic Ingredients
The ingredients in this remedy are 100% pure, natural herbal extracts.
This remedy does not contain any drugs or other artificial chemicals.
They have been specially selected and sourced for their ability to reduce symptoms and their healing power. The ingredients of this remedy are Citrus sinensis, Aniba rosaeodora, Syzygium aromaticum, Juniperus Communis and Prunus dulcis.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, and this product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. We do not recommend internal use of herbs without prior consultation with your doctor or herbalist.
Do not use if you are pregnant.