Whether You Are a Man or a Woman – If You Have Anal Itching – This Will Work For You
THIS IS GUARANTEED TO STOP YOUR EMBARRASSING ANAL ITCHING
IT IS INSTANT, SIMPLE & PROVEN
Now you can finally get rid of your embarrassing anal itching – no matter if it is around your backside – or even on your genitals – making your life much more liveable – and much more enjoyable.
|Doctors give you powerful anti-fungal drugs that ‘work’ for a few weeks – then your itching problem comes back worse than ever before.
But now you really can dramatically get rid of your anal itching – in 24 hours or less.
But hey – don’t believe me… because you can check it out for yourself…
Here’s what it’s all about: Joe Johnson, Health Practitioner, Herbalist, father of 4 – has been doggedly helping people with natural remedies for over twenty years. His desire to help and heal people has meant that every few years, he has literally taken off around the world – seeking out new herbs, new remedies – herbs that will actually heal people. I have listened to his amazing adventures – (that’s why I call him Indiana Jones) – but I have also been awe struck by the remedies that he has discovered.
When Joe’s friend Jessica was first struck with anal itching, Joe got involved in research to make things easier for his friend, but he knew the solution was going to be hard to find.
Jessica had severe itching of her anus. As a school teacher Jessica was being driven crazy by this embarrassing condition. Jessica was distraught.
And she had come to Joe for help.
Joe was an experienced herbalist and researcher and he knew that an effective remedy for anal itching had eluded him for years.
- He knew that anti-fungal drugs helped in the short term – but actually caused the anal itching to return very quickly.
- He knew that anti-fungal creams and ointments caused all kinds of side effects, (in fact they often weaken your immune system, making your anal itching problems worse in the long run).
So, with all that in mind, Joe began his research to help make his friends anal itching– he simply wanted her to be free of the cause of her problem – which was a yeast infection – and to be able to move easier and enjoy her life more.
Joe had felt bad about his friends worsening anal itching – but he knew that whilst most anal itching drugs from the Doctor were dangerous – even toxic – he also knew that most herbal remedies for anal itching simply did nothing much at all – they did little to reduce the rash or itchy skin – and nothing when it came to reducing the cause of the infection, so the infection persisted, month after month after month.
After Only 4 Months Research He Discovered a
Breakthrough Remedy That Dramatically Stopped
His Friends Anal Itching– and Quickly Helped
Her Feel So Much Better
It was when the Doctors suggested that Jessica ‘learn to live with it’ that Joe felt enough was enough – he again took it on himself to research and discover a herbal remedy that simply
Stopped the anal itching – INSTANTLY
Destroyed the yeast infection – FAST
Boosted her immune system – FAST
And helped her to live a more normal – MORE ENJOYABLE LIFE
Only this time his research was to take him where he has never looked before. And after only four months of intensive, emotionally driven research – he did it!
A Unique Blend of Natural Herbs That Has Been
Ignored by the Medical Community for
Over 200 Years – Until Now!
The remedy is so powerful that men and women who use it – young and old – say they can actually feel their skin ‘clean up’ – that they immediately experience noticeably less itching – even after just a few minutes of using it. This brilliant new breakthrough by this ‘herbalist geek’ – reveals a breathtakingly simple and superfast way for you to instantly reduce your anal itching symptoms.
He Has Discovered a Natural Remedy that will
STOP YOUR ANAL ITCHING INSTANTLY
PLUS it will also STOP these other yeast infection symptoms…
- Itching genitals or anus
- Rash on your genitals or anus
- Fungus in your finger nails
- White discharge or clear fluid discharge from genitals or anus
- Aching joints and muscles
- Blurred vision
- Hearing loss – and many other symptoms.
And I have got to tell you – you will be astonished and overjoyed at what this Joe has discovered. Because if you are suffering from candida albicans, thrush, yeast infection – or whatever fancy name they are calling your anal itching– it simply means that you can now get rid of it– with no toxic drugs – without even trying.
In fact… you simply massage this concentrated clear, odourless blend of the four organic plant extracts onto your affected parts – and your itching and rash will become less inflamed and itchy – often INSTANTLY
Quite simply – the gentle healing and invigorating effects of these plant extracts will strengthen your immune system – in no time at you will experience less itching and rash – and find living much easier – you will simply feel so much better.
This remedy will boost your confidence in yourself. You’ll just go from your current ‘I just wish I could get rid of this awful itch’ or ‘I hope I don’t need to go to the Doctors’, stress and worries, to ‘Wow, I feel so much better’ confidence!
Confidence because the itchy backside has gone (and so has the discharge and any odours)
Confidence because any itch has gone (no more embarrassing scratching in public)
Confidence because you can feel less aches and pains in your muscles and bones (yeast that causes anal itching is a major cause of aching joints and muscles)
Confidence because you can see and hear better (because the fungus is no longer breeding in your head)
Confidence because you feel so much more energy (your body is no longer spending a lot of energy fighting off invaders)
And confidence because you can at last do something yourself to improve your own health!
No Anal Itching – No Scratching – No Stress
YOU NOW POSSESS THE POWER TO EASILY
STOP YOUR ANAL ITCHING!
(This power is a simple, easy and PROVEN remedy. And I don’t care how long you have had your anal itching problem. This remedy works for all men and women – young and old. That’s the beauty of this new discovery!)
Here is what Joe Johnson says about anal itching:
|“The problem with anal itching is that it is not just about your itchy genitals or anus – it is about so much more.
You can lose your confidence – after all- if you can’t rely on your body – what can you rely on?
You can suffer so much that you need time off work – it can be really bad.Your relationships suffer – as you have to focus inwards and devote more of your attention to worrying about your health.
Your friendships suffer, your social life suffers, your sex life suffers, you lose your libido – whatever your symptoms – on top of anal itching- you are at risk of suffering from extreme stress and even depression.
|If you use anti-fungal drugs to kill the fungus and reduce the itching, the swelling and the rash on your genitals and anus- (anti-fungal drugs are very powerful, very strong chemicals)– you have to swallow them – which mean that the whole of your immune system will now be shocked and weakened further by the powerful anti-fungal drugs.
This is why anti-fungal capsules and
creams appear to work for a month
or two – then your anal itching comes
back worse than ever before!
I have seen so many men and women lose their general health as a result of a anal itching weakening their body– even after six or seven rounds of anti-fungal drugs– it is tragic.
Sitting with my friend Jessica as tears rolled down her cheeks, as she slowly rocked back and forth, I finally began to know the misery, the fear, the loneliness and the worry of anal itching. That was why I did my research.
Drug Companies Do Not Want
You to See This
You see, men and women with anal itching problems have been around for tens of thousands of years – drug companies have been around about 100 years – and they don’t want you to know what your ancestors knew – so my first step is always to go back into history.
After a lot of reading – (and I don’t mean the usual herbal books – I mean the books that are mostly kept hidden away by rich collectors, private libraries, specialist reference libraries – ancient books) – or books that ‘science’ believes are not worth looking at – books written by people who have zero qualifications – but who lived in the wilds of nature – all their lives – and who have had remedies passed down from one generation to the next generation……
A 200 Year Old Book Held The Remedy For
Healing The Anal Itching
I came across one such remedy for anal itching – in a ramshackle bookshop that lay just behind the harbour in the port of Antibes, in southern France. The book was over 200 years old. My French isn’t that good, but fortunately, most botanical books are written in Latin. And whilst my Latin is poor, I knew enough to recognize the plants names.
But I was puzzled.
There were several interesting remedies in that book, but this one remedy stood out. The remedy I found was indeed for ‘fungus of the genitalia, and anus’, yet the plants I read about, I had never considered for use on anal itching….
I took note of the types of plants used, where they are best found, the ratio of mixture, the preparation and anything else I could think of that might help me to make this remedy.
At The Time I Placed Little Hope on This
Remedy. After All, it Didn’t Make Sense –
Least Not to The Understanding
I Had Back Then
A week later I was back home, working at my bench. I only had tiny amounts of the exact plant extracts available – (new supplies, if needed, would have to come from the Middle East) – but I had enough to test if the remedy worked or not.
I mixed, blended and prepared the herbal extracts. It looked like a clear liquid, and it smelled very subtle, like a finely fragrant spice or flower. I mixed just a small amount – just a few fluid ounces – enough to try on my friend Jessica.
She was sat watching the TV with her hot water bottle cradled in her tender lap. I quickly explained that it was time she tested the remedy She left the room and massaged a few drops of the remedy onto the affected parts.
This ‘Trick’ From an Old Irish Healer
Multiplies the Healing Effect in Your Body
She said the oily drops spread evenly across her skin and the silky liquid quickly absorbed into her swollen, itchy rash. We looked at each other – our eyes said it all – I guess we would have to wait and see.
I told Jessica to apply the remedy three times a day – plus once at bed time. I then told her to apply just a few drops of the remedy to the soles of her feet at bedtime – that was an old trick I learned from an Irish healer – the soles of the feet would rapidly absorb the remedy into her system.
The next day Jessica noticed a lot of improvement – the rash was less red, there was much less itching, she said, ‘everything feels cleaner’, so we were both pleased.
However, something was bothering me….
I had expected even more improvement, as the herbs have very powerful anti–fungal properties. Then I realised what should have been obvious to me – whilst the remedy was killing off the fungus on her skin – the fungal spores were still alive in her body – and they needed to be killed off too.
The ONLY way to do that – (without toxic anti-fungal drugs which devastate the immune system – causing the yeast to come back in a week or two) would be to starve the fungus to death – by eliminating sugars from Jessica’s diet.
I called in on Jessica the following night. I explained my thoughts; that she needed to lay off sugar and sugary drinks for a month or so – just to get rid of the anal itching completely. Jessica moaned a little – hey, who wouldn’t? But she could see the sense in it – so she agreed to lay off sugary foods and drinks for a month.
I carried on my business as normal. However, later on that week, I was seeing clients and there had been a message left on my answering machine – it was my Jessica asking me to ring her.
She asked me, had I got another bottle for her Emily, our neighbour? As she was telling Emily how ‘good’ the remedy was…
I was smiling, perplexed, interested and excited – all at the same time.
I drove home immediately and got Jessica to tell me exactly what she meant by ‘good’. She told me that, after using the remedy – and quitting the sugar – the anal itching virtually disappeared in two days. She was over the moon.
Well, Jessica was happy, I was happy – and within 8 hours, Emily was happy too.
Not Once Did the Remedy Fail To
STOP Anal Itching
Working with volunteers, friends, family and colleagues, I was quickly able to test it again and again. And, not once – I repeat, NOT ONCE DID IT FAIL TO STOP FUNGAL INFECTION SYMPTOMS.
The health of every single man and woman improved – some a little – but some immediately and some dramatically. I was stunned. Of course I had heard of these herbs before – I have used them many times – but I had no idea that the four herbs combined had such a powerful natural healing effect on anal itching sufferers.
If I was to make enough of this remedy for clients – made the old fashioned way – and for other herbalists that I supply – it was now up to me to come up with a fast, easy and safe way of blending these four herbs – to make a anal itching remedy that was practical – fast, simple and easy to use
Over the next few months I managed to obtain the exact herbs as specified in the old remedy book – but it wasn’t easy.
You see, herbs are like cars – there are good ones – and there are bad ones.
I tested a lot of different QUALITY herbs – and the ONLY organic, high quality herbs which CONSISTENTLY reduced anal itching came from the Middle East or Somalia….
Can you imagine how hard it is to import a shipment from the Middle East or Somalia? Anyone would think I was importing guns! To say my ingredient supply is fragile – is a massive understatement….
I called the remedy Anal Itching Doctor. Right now I have enough for three batches. I make each batch by hand myself. I measure, weigh and mix the ingredients myself. I blend the ingredients myself. So do not worry about that, the Anal Itching Doctor Remedies I make are of the highest quality.
I have handed two of the batches over to my trusted friend Emma Williams. Emma will look after you – but if you have any questions about anal itching or the remedy, you can write to me personally, at any time.”
After all, drugs and paraphernalia for anal itching are a multi-billion dollar industry – they are not going to make room for a simple and safe herbal remedy that will reduce your itching or rash – and make your life easier – are they?
The implications of this remedy really scares the pants off most Doctors and drug companies – because it means that you can now reduce some of your anal itching symptoms yourself– without relying on their expensive and often ineffective ‘expertise’.
Anal Itching Doctor Will Stop Your Anal Itching
Problem Very Quickly – and get your
old smile back again – FAST
WARNING: Taking anti-fungal drugs is like spraying the whole of your garden with weed killer. It WILL get rid of your weeds… But it will destroy your lawn and flowers too. Leaving your garden wide open for fresh weeds to grow.
You need your immune system working properly – so you have got to look after it. Do not use anti-fungal drugs.
Use a natural remedy that works WITH your immune system – not against it. Anal Itching Doctor HAS NO SIDE EFFECTS
It is this simple.
You can now stop your anal itching, scratching, embarrassing red rashes and odors – without toxic health- destroying anti-fungal drugs.
Simply massage a few drops of the remedy onto your affected areas– and onto the soles of your feet at night. Then lay off the sugar for 4 weeks or so.
It is that easy.
Skip months or even years of expensive and painful visits to the Doctor. (In two minutes, massaging these highly concentrated herbal extracts onto your itchy anus- you will begin to live with less itchiness, less embarrassment, less soreness, have more confidence in your health and feel so much better)
A very simple way to reduce anal itching and anxiety overnight (sleep well – using an astonishingly powerful blend of herbs – ignored – or even unknown – by 99% of herbalists)
Move like Lightning through the 3 Stages of
Anal Itching Healing
- From desperate ‘itching and scratching
- To ‘only slightly itchy and no red rash’ in a few days
- To ‘my anal itching has gone!’
Take the Anal Itching Doctor 3 Day Test
After using this simple remedy for just three days –
| YOUR ITCH WILL BE GONE
YOUR RED SORE RASH WILL BE GONE
YOU CAN FEEL YOUR ENERGY RETURNING
Anal itching is not just about fungus – it effects your whole life – you need your ENERGY BACK – drugs will not get you your energy back.
You will be able to SEE in your face that you are looking and feeling so much better!
Unlike Anti-Fungal Drugs – Anal Itching Doctor
Has No Terrible Side Effects
Do you ever have
- Itchy backside
- Itchy genitals
- Blurred vision
- Hearing difficulties
- Feelings of exhaustion
- There are many, many more of these side effects
- Etc etc etc
These Are All Common Side Effects of
Taking Anti-Fungal Drugs!
That’s right! Anti-fungal drugs – that are used for itchy anus problems will weaken your whole immune system, often causing you to feel exhausted AND you get another yeast infection!
The Anal Itching remedy is applied to your anus and genitals only – it is 100% organic – and will not cause you to have a yet another yeast, candida or thrush infection – IT HAS NO SIDE EFFECTS
This breakthrough remedy is made from concentrated, laboratory extracted plant extracts – which means that you do not have to prepare any of the herbs – they are ready to use – and you only have to use a TINY AMOUNT.
Just follow the simple instructions – massaging the oily liquid onto your genitals or backside, or wherever you have the infection – and you will be fine.
So here’s what we’ve got for you: I spoke to Joe on the phone recently and arranged to meet him after a New Natural Remedies lecture he gave in London, England. Joe knows me very well, he knows our site and he knows we have many readers of our newsletter we have who need helping.
Joe Currently Has Only Enough Ingredients
To Make Three Batches
He is keeping one batch for his own clients and he has agreed to commit the other two batches of Anal Itching Doctor to our readers only.
|This is your chance to a GUARANTEED supply of Anal Itching Doctor.
Anal Itching Doctor will give you instant relief – you will feel much better
|Don’t believe me?Fine.
You don’t have to.
Because you don’t risk a penny trying this remedy for yourself.
Because you have a:
You Have a Complete 90 Day Unconditional
100% Money Back Guarantee
If you are not convinced that what Joe has for you is the most powerful anal itching remedy ever discovered – and that you will experience relief happen quickly and without effort…. then I insist that you send the Anal Itching Doctor back to me, (in any condition), and I will personally make sure that you get a fast, full refund of every penny you paid for the remedy.
No questions asked, and no hassles. Your word is gold around here.
Why am I being so generous? You know I love this remedy and I love helping people with their health – but what I also love is getting one over on the Doctors who think they know so much. (If they did, your anal itching problem would be cured by now…)
It’s just immensely gratifying to me that our little company, Health Products Business, consistently proves the medical “experts” wrong. And all we do is find 100% natural products, like Anal itching Doctor, that really work – a product like Anal Itching Doctor which is an honest, proven and up-till-now virtually secret remedy for anal itching symptoms.
If you have ever dreamed of having a yeast free body – then you are going to be over the moon with the Anal itching Doctor remedy.
What we will send you is a remedy that will bring some much needed relief to your itching infection.
An Avalanche of Healing Through Your Body
Joe calls using the Anal Itching Doctor like an ‘Avalanche of Healing’ for a very good reason – the way the herbs of this remedy penetrate and destroy the fungus – with gentle, yet hard hitting healing herbs – it’s like experiencing an avalanche of healing support around your body.
Lord, this remedy packs a wallop. You will notice your itching disappear fast. Within a few days of using it – you will KNOW you feel so much better.
You Must Hurry However. Joe Normally Only
Gives This Remedy to His Personal Clients
He has never committed a single batch of Anal Itching Doctor to anyone else before. We were very careful not to let the other herbalists or online stores know what we were up to till we had the stock.
Now we have it, it is going faster than even we imagined.
If you mess around, and order late, you may miss out.
Don’t let that happen.
This is big, for anyone with anal itching… if you truly want to stop your wretched fungal infection – and stop it FAST – this remedy will give you the power and ability to heal your own anal itching- before it is too late.
The result will be that your body will be free of fungus – giving you a great smile again- allowing you to get on with your life. And isn’t that what great health is all about?
Ok, how much will this hand-made herbal remedy cost you?
Joe normally charges his client’s $200 for an appointment – plus $170 for the remedy.
Because you do not have to have an appointment with Joe to get it (and appointments with Joe are very hard to get).
Joe Has Agreed to Give You a 50% DISCOUNT on
the Anal Itching Doctor Remedy
This means that you can get your Anal Itching Doctor remedy for just $87 + $5 Shipping
THIS MEANS THAT YOU WILL SAVE OVER $280!
(PLUS: Joe is kindly donating to each of our readers an ADDITIONAL GIFT OF FREE BONUS HEALTH BOOKS – value $127 – to the FIRST 100 who tries the Anal Itching Doctor remedy – see book details below. These bonuses alone are worth more than the cost of the remedy. Thank you Joe)
This means that you will SAVE OVER $280 in total.
And one bottle should last you a month – which is more than enough to get rid od your itchy backside and say goodbye to yeast infection – forever.
This really is intelligently priced – as $87 is less than the price of a course of toxic prescription anti-fungal drugs.
It is less than the price of a visit to the Doctor.
Like I said earlier, my staff will scramble to get your remedy to you as fast as possible.
Our customer service always gets rave reviews. Once you place your order you can contact my support team via email or phone with any questions or concerns.
So we’re invested in the process of making you happy. I want you to feel totally comfortable ordering, even if you’re not totally convinced and need to get your hands on the remedy first.
You risk nothing… as long as you agree to give it a try.
Your cost is stunningly low, too.
Very soon, you will have no anal itching and you will feel so much better –
Order right now – whilst you are still on this page!
You’ll be glad you did.
|My staff will scramble to get your remedy to you as fast as possible.|
What we will send you is a remedy that will bring some much needed relief to your itching.
And remember, you don’t risk a penny.
PS: We asked Joe if he could offer some kind of bonus for you – to make it easier for you to decide to get the remedy today. He has kindly offered THREE HEALTH E-BOOKS from his Alternative Health Library.
|If you have been feeling sick – then the chances are you have become tired, sluggish – even exhausted, right? The information in this book will knock your socks off!
The infamous “How To Boost Your Metabolism – From Exhausted to Dynamite in 30 Days” (loads and loads and loads of easy tips you can use to get yourself bursting full of energy again – and keep yourself feeling young and healthy –and you will lose weight too)…
62 pages of health boosting – energy giving – libido restoring secret tips –
this e-book alone is worth MORE than the price of the remedy An easy-to-read
|There are just too many – too confusing – and too complicated diets – for you to choose from.
How can you decide which foods will be best for you?
Here is the dependable, practical and no-nonsense 41 page book, “Finding The Perfect Diet” that will walk you through the process of choosing the best diet for you.
Another Great FREE DOWNLOAD
|‘How to Be an Athlete – no matter how old or sick you feel right now!’This 62 page book is going to take you gently back to health – making sure that your unseen needs are met
Another Great FREE DOWNLOAD.
Joe has been exceptionally generous here – these books alone are worth more than the cost of the remedy.
These added bonus eBooks are a real health goldmine – and they are yours to keep for FREE – even if you later decide to return the Anal Itching Doctor remedy – just for trying the remedy.
Your terrible, itching and scratching and embarrassment will soon be over – your anal itching will be gone – you will be feeling happier – you are going to smile, breathe and move with more energy from now on. But you need to get your remedy first.
PPS: Warning: Joe asked that I give away only 100 FREE copies of these books.
So it’s first come – first served.
And the remedies are going fast.
So you had better order now.
|You can now stop your anal itching, genital itching, scratching, and embarrassing red rashes and odors – without toxic, health- destroying anti-fungal drugs.
Simply massage a few drops of the remedy onto your affected areas– and onto the soles of your feet at night. Then lay off the toxic sugar for 4 weeks or so.
It is that easy.
Please remember, we only have 2 batches of Anal Itching Doctor – when they are gone – that’s it – sorry, they are gone. To avoid disappointment, place your order today. And remember, you don’t risk a penny.
|Natural 100% Pure Organic Ingredients|
|The ingredients in this remedy are 100% pure, natural herbal extracts.|
|This remedy does not contain any drugs or other artificial chemicals.|
|They have been specially selected and sourced for their ability to reduce symptoms and their ability to heal.|
|The ingredients of this remedy are Thymus Serpyllum, Melaleuca alternifolia, Tagetes, Citrus limon and Prunus dulcis|
|*These statements have not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, and this product is not intended to diagnose,|
|treat, cure or prevent any disease. We do not recommend internal use of herbs without prior consultation with your doctor or herbalist.|
|Do not use if you are pregnant.|